Terms, delivery & returns

Last updated: 1 July 2026

Who we are

This website is operated by , a company registered in England and Wales under company number , with its registered office at ("we", "us"). You can reach us at or .

By placing an order through this website you agree to these terms. They do not affect your statutory rights as a consumer under UK law, including the Consumer Rights Act 2015.

Orders and payment

Delivery

Returns and refunds

Liability

Nothing in these terms limits our liability for death or personal injury caused by negligence, fraud, or any other liability that cannot be limited under UK law. Otherwise, our total liability for any order is limited to the amount you paid for it. We are not responsible for delays outside our reasonable control, such as postal strikes or severe weather — though we appreciate the irony.

General

These terms are governed by the laws of England and Wales, and the courts of England and Wales have exclusive jurisdiction. If any part of these terms is found invalid, the rest remains in force. We may update these terms from time to time; the version published on this page at the time of your order applies.